My kindergarten class came in and I saw that there was a new boy in the classroom. We got settled and I said ;
"Is this your first day here?"
The boy :"No."
Me: "Have you been in this class before?"
The boy: "Yes"
Me (stumped): "What's your name?"
The boy: "Brianna"
At this point, I realize that it's actually a little girl (that's been here since the begining of the year) that has had her head BUZZED down to pretty much nothing...
Me thinking quickly: "Oh my goodness! You got a haircut and I didn't even recognize you! It looks beautiful!"
Classic case of open mouth, insert foot!