Another school story:
Recess duty (for 2nd grade)
A little girl runs up to me and the other teacher,Mrs. M, on duty, points to another little girl that's hunched over and says,"I think she got kicked in the nuts!"
Mrs. M looks at her and says,"SHE doesn't have NUTS!"
At Noah's soccer game (he scored 3 goals!):
A little girl runs past us to the people sitting next to us and yells "I think you live near me!"
The nice people reply "oh yeah? Where do you live?" and she replies "in Ohio!"
(She must be my neighbor too! :-)
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